Easter
The easter eggs are out
And it’s really not time
But your dad can’t help it
It’s his kind of crime
It’s really not that bad
Releasing the chocolate eggs
Into the kitchen
Mum will start talken and bitchin
Why are the eggs out
She will go on for ages
It’s a stretch but then she rages
I take the eggs away
And put them in a room
I hide them behind the bin and the broome
The next day I decide
An easter egg hunt would be fun
I gather everyone around
And then pull the trigger on the gun
Everyone is off
Trying to find the eggs
There all together still
So the winner will be chuffed
But no one finds them
The whole day they have looked
And then I look outside and see
Holy moley
Mother mary
The dogs have eaten the eggs
And are lying on the grass
I think one has died
And the chocolate is inside
The dog is the winner
Even though its now dead
I declare the hunt over
And we all go to bed.